I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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