Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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