watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
