Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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