Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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