Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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