So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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