come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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