I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?