Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
So much rum. So many feels.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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