There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
