Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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