I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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