susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
where does the pee come out of this thing
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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