I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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