dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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