did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
