You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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