so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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