So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
it's not cheating when I paid for it
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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