I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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