I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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