We're facebook friends in real life
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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