sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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