Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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