so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
