if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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