Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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