When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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