I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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