I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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