i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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