the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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