it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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