Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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