She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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