i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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