I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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