im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Dating After Heartbreak
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it