it wasn't lemon gatorade
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment