i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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