Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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