I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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