the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Can I color on your dick again?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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