Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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