Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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