hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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