you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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