what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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