whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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