don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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