Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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