she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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