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(707): View more from California

Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012

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(703): View more from Virginia

But I thought everyone had breakup sex?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower

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(317): View more from Indiana

having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?

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(251): View more from Alabama

Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.

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