You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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