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doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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